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[x_synch]

I have a black and white sock. Should Sock-Faxman invade the sock puppet theater? I can come up with a theme song and everything. Since I'm not creative, it would mostly be along the lines of "Faxman! Ring-ring-ring-ring ring-ring-ring-ring Faxman!"

Also, I can't sing. Maybe I should just sit in the back and throw socks. Every superhero should have a Secret Sock Attack.

- Ev

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Excellent. I can work it in no problem . . . although actually if you start throwing socks Emily The Lace-Edged Ankle Sock may break into an impromptu chorus of "It's Raining Men," she's weird that way.

(And by the way, if anybody's looking for a lace-edged ankle sock I found Emily behind the dryer.)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

How big is it? I think 'Yana's the only one young enough to still be wearing lacy socks...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I was wondering about that--it isn't big enough for me to get more than maybe three fingers in without stretching it pretty badly. Will give it back after the show. Hope she doesn't mind the voice, it's hard to do a falsetto Southern belle.

[x-synch.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know why you need a Southern belle lacy ankle sock?

Actually, you know what? I probably don't want to know.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh you know she adores you. She wouldn't mind anything you did, I'm sure.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

It's more like I found a lacy ankle sock and thought up a voice for it. It's ad-lib, I'm never sure exactly what I'll need characters for. :)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if she starts spying on her sock drawer to see what they get up to when she's not around, I'll . . . actually, probably think it's funny.

And you never know, maybe in her head her socks speak Russian. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

*snicker* So will I, actually.

Ooh... actually, next time you want to do one of these impromtu shows I bet I could manage enough Russian to pull that off. I mean, I'd be better in French, but I could give it a shot.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Ooh. That would be great. :) Accents I can mostly do--heh, I should see what Rahne thinks of my Sean Connery sometime--but beyond a little medical Latin and a couple of words of Welsh Grandpa taught me that my parents don't know I know, I don't know any foreign languages.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

You know, if you wanted you could change that. I mean, we've got native French, German, and Russian speakers here at the school...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That's a good point. Next semester, maybe.

[x-synch.livejournal.com]

You can ad-lib in the Secret Sock Attack. It can be Sock Wars. Like Star Wars, but with socks.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Make 'em white tube socks? Socktroopers. :)

[x-synch.livejournal.com]

Then I need a big dark sock that hisses. So it can be Sock Vader.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I have a pair of my dad's dark socks that nearly go up to my knees. And aside from my voice not being nearly deep enough I do a pretty good James Earl Jones.

I have

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

socks with little balls on the ankles if you need a Princess Leia Orsockgana.

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[x-synch.livejournal.com]

That would be cool. Now we need Luke Sockwalker and Sock Solo.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

What about the black-and-white Faxman sock? Would that look enough like Han Solo's vest?

And I've got a yellow tube sock that might work for Sockwalker. I think we're going to have to script this one, though. :)

(And it occurs to me, "darn you" is pretty strong language, applied to socks.)

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Sock-threepio? Maybe a glittery gold sock? Where would we get a glittery gold sock?

Chewsoccka!